CRAB RADIO

The crunchiest station on the seven seas. Broadcasting live & completely sideways.

LIVE (probably) 👂 – humans listening 🦀 128 kbps of pure claw 📻 --:-- crab time

🎵 Now pinching fresh off the seabed

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DJ CRABBY APPROVED

CURRENT VICTIM — ER, TRACK

Warming up the claws…

DJ Crabby is DJ-ing

Cover art: sacrificed to the iTunes gods 🙏

📻 The Claw Player 100% real wiggles 🕺

🔈 🔊 100%

🦀 Status: chilling on the seabed. Press play.

⬇️ Direct MP3

🦀 Recently crabbed no survivors

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Consulting the crab archives…dredging the seabed for previous bangers

🧠 Crab facts peer-reviewed by crabs

Crabs walk sideways because walking straight is for fish. And fish are nerds.

📜 About this nonsense the lore

Crab Radio broadcasts from a bucket someone left at the beach. Our transmitter is held together with seaweed and optimism. Our DJ — Crabby — has no ears, which experts agree makes him the ideal music critic. Cover art is fetched live from the iTunes Search API based on whatever the Icecast server confesses it's playing. If the cover shows a crab instead of Beyoncé, that's not a bug. That's the brand. Stream: https://icecast.sony-ak.com/crabradio · Metadata: /status-json.xsl · Complaints: /dev/null.